Random Bad Joke

A duck walks in to a bar. Asks the bartender:

“Have you got any bread?”
“No, we don’t serve bread here.”
“Have you got any bread?”
“No...”
“Have you got any bread?”
“I said no.”
“Have you got any bread?”
“Seriously, I just told you, no!”
“Have you got any…”
“No!!”
“Have you…”
“Shut up!”
…
“Have you got any bread?”
“No I don’t have any goddamn bread! Stop asking or I’ll nail your fucking beak to the counter!!”
“Have you got any nails?”
“No!!”
“Have you got any bread?”